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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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In recent months, Molly Sims has been generously donating both her money and time to a small orphanage in Mexico. Her acting coach got her involved and she has been writing checks and flying down once a month ever since then. I feel all warm and gooey inside! What a sweetheart.
" I went down there. It's such an unbelievable orphanage. We started with 30 or 40 kids. We're up to 104. We're trying to grow." She said.
Now if only she could get her hands on that thirty million dollar diamond bikini she wore that one time, she could fund about ten million orphanages. She could be the Wal-Mart of orphanages. Oh well, she's doing her best. Give her a break!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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Molly celebrated her 35th birthday over Memorial Day weekend with a blowout in, where else, the Hamptons. She had a giant birthday cake that was infused with Kentucky bourbon! Really. That isn't just one of my dumb jokes. Her boyfriend, Justin "Wannabe Matthew McConaughey" Chatwin disappeared for a few hours after he left to go kite surfing. Don't worry. He's ok. Well. He's not "Ok" because he prefers kite surfing to helping his amazing girlfriend celebrate her birthday, but he's alive. Girls always pick the douchebags don't they? Don't get me started.....
Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Yes. That was me singing. Molly Sims recently joined the cast of "Pink Panther 2" which in actuality is something like "Pink Panther 11." Steve Martin also stars, reprising his role as the clueless Inspector Clouseau. Even though Steve Martin's portrayal probably makes Peter Sellers stir in his grave, I have a feeling whoever Molly plays would make Sellers stir in his, you know where. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Yowza!
 
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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The internet is awash with news of Molly's "Fashion faux pas" at last week's Fashion Week in New York City. Here is her "loathsome" and offensive outfit:
I may be biased because I want her to cradle me in her arms and tell me I'm special before we make passionate love on a bearskin rug, but I think she looks adorable! So often, to these fashion bloggers, fashion faux pas just means not looking how everybody else does. She looks like a cute 90s alterna-vixen! What's so bad about that? The 90s are coming back anyhow. Just ask Color Me Badd. Or Arsenio. Ok, don't ask them.
Designer Stuart Weitzman has asked Molly Sims to participate in his Seventh Annual Celebrity Shoe Auction to benefit ovarian cancer research. Her task is to design a shoe to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. That is a cool gig. Oprah Winfrey and Courtney Cox will also be throwing in on some fab celebrity shoe design.
However, here is what she came up with:
Did the PR people on "Vegas" design these shoes? Do they come with the fake money and playing cards?
In any event, go to http://www.stuartweitzmancelebrityauction.com/ if you wanna bid on them. It's for a good cause and you can always sell them on eBay after.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
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Molly isn't always dressing in 30 million dollar bikinis you know. Sometimes she flaunts a new hippie look that has been making the rounds on gossip columns. What say you public?
I kind of like it. I can picture roasting up some tofu skewers and singing Koombayah with her dressed like that. Then we'll smoke a joint, diss Nixon for an hour, and have mindblowing sex. All we are saying, is give Sims a chance.
The look was designed by uber-designer Cynthia Vincent. And by designed, I mean more copied what my hippie cousin wore as he used to play hackeysack in a field in New Jersey. Free love!
Molly Sims posed recently in the world's most expensive bikini. It costs a whopping 30 million dollars and it looks like this:
This is so wrong on so many levels. Calculating the slave labor costs to harvest that many diamonds coupled with the fact that it is basically a stripper's outfit and not a bikini proper. I just picture some creepy CEO somewhere giving this to his trophy girlfriend just before he fires a million people and laughs at their misfortune.
However, this is right on just one level. My penis likes it. Sigh. Foiled again!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
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This video has it all. Molly walks around barely clothed. Molly lays in a trough. Molly wears next to nothing. Molly gets licked by a goat. This is the very first time I've ever been jealous of a goat. Ok, maybe the second time. I'm not gonna get into that other time.
But distant memory of that other goat not withstanding, this is one sexy video. All of you Mollyheads out there, press play. You'll thank me. Baaaaaaaaa.
Molly Sims was featured in this month's issue of InStyle Magazine. You know when entertainment shows and magazines do that part where they show a picture of Angelina Jolie and then they show how you can get her outfit on the cheap? Well Molly made that cut. Only it wasn't just any old outfit, it was a bikini, and a hot one at that. Check it out:
So apparently if you are a fabulously beautiful woman you can get a copy of this bikini for 86 bucks. There is no option given for if you are a slightly overweight 30 year old male.
If you need a paper copy of the above hot photo for a collage or something, the issue of InStyle is in newstands now.
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