Thursday, August 23, 2007
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Molly isn't always dressing in 30 million dollar bikinis you know. Sometimes she flaunts a new hippie look that has been making the rounds on gossip columns. What say you public?
I kind of like it. I can picture roasting up some tofu skewers and singing Koombayah with her dressed like that. Then we'll smoke a joint, diss Nixon for an hour, and have mindblowing sex. All we are saying, is give Sims a chance.
The look was designed by uber-designer Cynthia Vincent. And by designed, I mean more copied what my hippie cousin wore as he used to play hackeysack in a field in New Jersey. Free love!
Molly Sims posed recently in the world's most expensive bikini. It costs a whopping 30 million dollars and it looks like this:
This is so wrong on so many levels. Calculating the slave labor costs to harvest that many diamonds coupled with the fact that it is basically a stripper's outfit and not a bikini proper. I just picture some creepy CEO somewhere giving this to his trophy girlfriend just before he fires a million people and laughs at their misfortune.
However, this is right on just one level. My penis likes it. Sigh. Foiled again!