Molly Sims posed recently in the world's most expensive bikini. It costs a whopping 30 million dollars and it looks like this:
This is so wrong on so many levels. Calculating the slave labor costs to harvest that many diamonds coupled with the fact that it is basically a stripper's outfit and not a bikini proper. I just picture some creepy CEO somewhere giving this to his trophy girlfriend just before he fires a million people and laughs at their misfortune.
However, this is right on just one level. My penis likes it. Sigh. Foiled again!