Molly celebrated her 35th birthday over Memorial Day weekend with a blowout in, where else, the Hamptons. She had a giant birthday cake that was infused with Kentucky bourbon! Really. That isn't just one of my dumb jokes. Her boyfriend, Justin "Wannabe Matthew McConaughey" Chatwin disappeared for a few hours after he left to go kite surfing. Don't worry. He's ok. Well. He's not "Ok" because he prefers kite surfing to helping his amazing girlfriend celebrate her birthday, but he's alive. Girls always pick the douchebags don't they? Don't get me started.....
